Monday, October 25, 2010

More reader questions about me (updated)

More questions from readers (unless there's a slew of new questions, I'll answer them on this post with updates):

Are your emails interesting?

Oh, yeah. I get everything from women asking romantic advice to guys sending photos of their cocks. Just had a young man send me a video of him jerking off a very nice big black cock for me. I answer every one.

Do you wear high heels for your dates? How high? Stockings or pantyhose?

I wear high heels, but not that high — I'm tall already. Stockings are very sexy to me, usually sheer black, sometimes white, too, in the bedroom.

Have you ever been required to fuck someone while on the job? Or anything sexual at that? Or, it's classified! ;)

It happens on the job and I know women who have done it. One famous incident involved the Mossad agent "Cindy" — really named Cheryl — who used the tender trap to help in the kidnap of an Israeli who spilled the beans on their nuclear program. Our intelligence agencies do it, too. I haven't been called upon for that particular work, although my looks have helped me in various situations.

What's your kinkiest unfulfilled fantasy? Have you ever been tied up? Done the tying up?

I've been tied and done the tying and it's sexy. My kinkiest unfulfilled fantasy...I'll have to think about that. Any suggestions?

Can you take a picture for Halloween? i.e. Cheerleader being naughty?

That would give away my high school.

What other foreplay do you like?

A man's voice — the right kind of voice — can make me wet. Skin-on-skin is a turn-on, when my lover and I lie side-by-side. Strong, sure hands on me. Talking about sex. Another woman being interested in my lover makes me territorial. Footsie under a table. Being passionately kissed on a Paris street under the streetlights. A man who reads books and can talk intelligently about them.

Have your pics ever made it to the Internet?

The frat boys were taping my near gang-bang experience in college. My ex-husband took some pics of me and he was so mad later he might have put them out there (luckily I changed my hair style).

Does size matter?

It depends on the woman, really. A good five- or six-inch cock can be totally satisfying, especially wielded by a good lover. On the other hand, a really big cock used by a bad lover is disappointing aside from the look of it. Most women would probably like a larger cock with a capable and giving lover, who is a mensch. But I knew a guy with a cock so big he said he couldn't find a lover!

Do you consider yourself bisexual?

I've thought about that, because I've mostly loved my experiences with women. But I prefer guys. I guess I am pan-sexual, open and willing when horny and faced with a horny, attractive lover of either sex.

What has surprised you most doing your blog?

The number of people who have had sex with relatives.

What birth control do you use?

The pill.

Have you ever had public sex?

Yes. I fucked a guy on the hood of his car. He had my imprints there as a reminder of our fun. Once I was sucking a guy's cock as he drove. He became so crazed he pulled over into a rest stop, came around to my side, opened the door, slid me around in the seat, dropped his pants and fucked me hard with his ass sticking out of the open door. I've been fingered on Amtrak. Fucked a guy in a state park by sitting on him with my miniskirt on and his cock sticking through his fly — we were totally dressed and the only clue you would have had was our motion and my orgasm, which I couldn't quite stifle. Got a round of applause from a group of guys in the distance. There were others.

Opening up to readers questions, interesting if the answers are true. The Justin rape is intriguing on several levels. Did you secretly anticipate it? Did you secretly want it to shame your sister? You clearly could have stopped it but didn’t. Was it an experiment in turning the tables mentally from victim to controller? Was it a challenge to humiliate Justin and keep him primed for later encounters? What was really going through your head at the time?

The answers I've given are all true. And I guess the answers to your Justin questions are all, "Yes." I certainly wanted to get back at Amber for a host of things. Afterward, I felt terrible. It was a horrible lapse of judgment brought on by all those things, plus I was really horny.

Does it arouse you to know guys are jerking off to your stories?

Yes. But it's also gratifying to hear from the many women readers who feel liberated or justified by the blog and my sexual freedom, and the number of gay readers who come here.

What other lingerie do you like?

Stockings and garter belts; bustiers and corsets. Usually black. Sometimes white.


If you could turn back time, what would you change?

That's the kind of existential question I'd need time to think about. I'm happy with my life. I was very fortunate in my career. And I've had a wonderful lifetime of fucking!

Have you ever wanted to start a paid website with pics and vids of you?


What's your style to "market" yourself for these sexy situations?

The unfair reality is that even an average-looking woman can get laid any time she wants to; that's not true of most men — some reach that point in their 30s, others never do.

I am outgoing and can converse on many levels. I can be flirty or stand-offish, depending on the situation and what I want. I show interest in others. And I was blessed with good emotional intelligence (as well as good taste in clothes and nice legs).

Do you fuck Asians?

You bet.

I'd like to ask if it's always the case whether you can feel a guy cumming inside of you. My girlfriend says she cannot feel it when I finish. I'm wondering what you've found to be true. Also, what does it feel like when a guys cums inside of you?

I can feel it: A wonderful pulse and gooey, warm sensation inside. But not all women can, based on girlfriend sex talk I've had. I think I have more nerves inside than most. And I love the feel of semen trickling (or cascading!) out of me afterward.

Which of your escapades is your favorite, the one that you think of over and over, that gets you wet, that you wish you could repeat? Why?

So many! Probably too many to count. I get pretty wet thinking about that night at the frat house, the sense of innocence, stupidity and intoxication that almost had me pulling a train. That's one.

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

All (sort of) about me

You're a curious bunch. I'll answer all the questions I received and keep updating this post as new queries come in.

Is your name really Linda Sue?


What do you look like?

I'm a natural titian redhead, 5'8", with perky small breasts and prominent, long nipples, a nice butt and long legs. My hair falls over my shoulders. Men love my pussy, which has large labia.

Do you like porn?

No. It doesn't do anything for me. And I wonder about the fetishes of younger men who spend a lot of time on porn sites. I don't have huge artificial breasts. I don't shave — love my natural red pubic hair. The idea of a guy coming on my face or slapping my butt while he fucks me doggy style are definite turn-offs. The shaved thing makes me wonder how much these men are after ten-year-old girls.

How old were you when you lost your virginity?


Do you prefer Wilson, Ed Brown or Baer?

These are guns, not porn stars, by the way. I liked the Special Forces Carry when I fired it. But prefer the Glock 23 or SIG Sauer P220

If your job is so sensitive, why have a blog?

I love sex. Maybe I'm rebellious. Maybe I am watching you.

Every try a strapon either giving or receiving?

Yes. I fucked a boyfriend with one. Receiving, not so much. I love the feeling of skin on a real penis.

Do you practice safe sex?

Hmmmmm. If it's a stranger, I use a condom, even though I hate them. I prefer men I know or have scoped out, professional, middle-to-upper middle class. It's no guarantee, but... I love to feel a naked cock in me and to feel semen shoot inside me.

Are you happy? Do you feel loved? Does it matter to you? What would the best night/day of your life look like?

Is that you, Mom? Yes, yes and yes. As to the last question, see the posts on this blog.

Do you always lie if a man asks you if his cock is big enough? Do you ever fake it?

I never lie because a man who knows how to use his cock is big enough (and I can teach him if he doesn't know). I have never faked an orgasm, but I come very easily.

Are the pictures on here really you? Right now are you shaved?

You know how I feel about shaved. Many of the pics are of me and lovers. Others were sent in by readers. You'll have to use your imagination. The profile pic is me.

Where in the crap have you been? Dont you know we use your adventures to jack off to?? GEEZ I love the old stories but need some new stuff! Bang your brother in law again or cruise a bar again (preferably in my town!!)

That's classified, dear.

Do you think you can suck two cocks simultaneously, and swallow both loads with no difficulty?

I could do it if the guys didn't get all weirded out about being gay because their cocks touched.

Do you believe the legend regarding Cleopatra performing fellatio on 100 Roman noblemen in one night?

I missed that in my classics classes. It's possible if she used the vomitorium.

What's your take on DPs and facials? Had one/looking forward to one?

A DP sounds uncomfortable and a facial is a total turnoff.

What's the biggest load you've ever seen a guy shoot? What was your reaction to it?

My ex-husband was a big commer: Big load and very strong stream. I LOVED it. I've also had lovers who pulled out and a long stream of semen trailed their cocks...big turnon.

Have you ever farted while having sex?

Yes, and had pussy farts during fast, hard doggy.

What does good foreplay consist of? Having your breasts sucked on and your pussy licked? Do you need to get warmed up before you want a cock in your mouth? Do you like when guys ask you where you want their hot load? In your pussy or your mouth?

Foreplay can include a sophisticated man who knows good wine, sparkling conversation and makes me laugh. Good kissing is essential foreplay. So is touching, kissing my neck and ears and belly. Sucking my breasts and licking my pussy are grand, too. I don't always need foreplay. And sometimes it's nice to be asked about their load, especially if they're panting and desperate.

Do you regret making the promise to answer all these questions?

Not yet.

What is the most taboo sexual experience you have had?

I've often sought out the taboo, so it's hard to say. Probably this one.

Ever had sex in a car?

I'm pretty tall. I've sucked cocks in a car, and had sex on the hood of a car.

Have you ever been married?

Yes, once.

How many lovers have you had?

Thirty eight. Add another ten or so that were just blow jobs.

Do you date people who email you from the blog?

No, sorry.

Friday, October 15, 2010

Ask away

I'm going to do a post answering your questions

Send me an email or use the comments section to ask anything. I'll answer in the next few days.