Tuesday, October 19, 2010
All (sort of) about me
You're a curious bunch. I'll answer all the questions I received and keep updating this post as new queries come in.
Is your name really Linda Sue?
What do you look like?
I'm a natural titian redhead, 5'8", with perky small breasts and prominent, long nipples, a nice butt and long legs. My hair falls over my shoulders. Men love my pussy, which has large labia.
Do you like porn?
No. It doesn't do anything for me. And I wonder about the fetishes of younger men who spend a lot of time on porn sites. I don't have huge artificial breasts. I don't shave — love my natural red pubic hair. The idea of a guy coming on my face or slapping my butt while he fucks me doggy style are definite turn-offs. The shaved thing makes me wonder how much these men are after ten-year-old girls.
How old were you when you lost your virginity?
Do you prefer Wilson, Ed Brown or Baer?
These are guns, not porn stars, by the way. I liked the Special Forces Carry when I fired it. But prefer the Glock 23 or SIG Sauer P220
If your job is so sensitive, why have a blog?
I love sex. Maybe I'm rebellious. Maybe I am watching you.
Every try a strapon either giving or receiving?
Yes. I fucked a boyfriend with one. Receiving, not so much. I love the feeling of skin on a real penis.
Do you practice safe sex?
Hmmmmm. If it's a stranger, I use a condom, even though I hate them. I prefer men I know or have scoped out, professional, middle-to-upper middle class. It's no guarantee, but... I love to feel a naked cock in me and to feel semen shoot inside me.
Are you happy? Do you feel loved? Does it matter to you? What would the best night/day of your life look like?
Is that you, Mom? Yes, yes and yes. As to the last question, see the posts on this blog.
Do you always lie if a man asks you if his cock is big enough? Do you ever fake it?
I never lie because a man who knows how to use his cock is big enough (and I can teach him if he doesn't know). I have never faked an orgasm, but I come very easily.
Are the pictures on here really you? Right now are you shaved?
You know how I feel about shaved. Many of the pics are of me and lovers. Others were sent in by readers. You'll have to use your imagination. The profile pic is me.
Where in the crap have you been? Dont you know we use your adventures to jack off to?? GEEZ I love the old stories but need some new stuff! Bang your brother in law again or cruise a bar again (preferably in my town!!)
That's classified, dear.
Do you think you can suck two cocks simultaneously, and swallow both loads with no difficulty?
I could do it if the guys didn't get all weirded out about being gay because their cocks touched.
Do you believe the legend regarding Cleopatra performing fellatio on 100 Roman noblemen in one night?
I missed that in my classics classes. It's possible if she used the vomitorium.
What's your take on DPs and facials? Had one/looking forward to one?
A DP sounds uncomfortable and a facial is a total turnoff.
What's the biggest load you've ever seen a guy shoot? What was your reaction to it?
My ex-husband was a big commer: Big load and very strong stream. I LOVED it. I've also had lovers who pulled out and a long stream of semen trailed their cocks...big turnon.
Have you ever farted while having sex?
Yes, and had pussy farts during fast, hard doggy.
What does good foreplay consist of? Having your breasts sucked on and your pussy licked? Do you need to get warmed up before you want a cock in your mouth? Do you like when guys ask you where you want their hot load? In your pussy or your mouth?
Foreplay can include a sophisticated man who knows good wine, sparkling conversation and makes me laugh. Good kissing is essential foreplay. So is touching, kissing my neck and ears and belly. Sucking my breasts and licking my pussy are grand, too. I don't always need foreplay. And sometimes it's nice to be asked about their load, especially if they're panting and desperate.
Do you regret making the promise to answer all these questions?
What is the most taboo sexual experience you have had?
I've often sought out the taboo, so it's hard to say. Probably this one.
Ever had sex in a car?
I'm pretty tall. I've sucked cocks in a car, and had sex on the hood of a car.
Have you ever been married?
How many lovers have you had?
Thirty eight. Add another ten or so that were just blow jobs.
Do you date people who email you from the blog?