Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Open thread: When are you most ravenously horny?

For me, it's when I am about to have my period. It's always been that way (and, yes, you sexist pigs, I can be bitchy irrational PMSing, too). I was that way a few days ago when I virtually raped Christopher when he walked in the door. He wasn't complaining. I grabbed his cock in his pants even before we embraced and kissed. I just had to have cock! Inside me, too...a good long, screaming, scratching humping. And then more, again, more. Just before my period is when I have made some of my most reckless sexual moves, too.

So what about you? When are you the horniest? What makes you ravenously horny. Tell Linda Sue everything...

17 comments:

michael said...

the night before the wife gets home from traveling. I am fit to explode!!!!

Linda Sue have bitchy, irrational PMSing???? Now, what caliber government issue weapon does Linda Sue carry nowadays????

Anonymous said...

Definitely short skirts. They drive me wild, particularly if the woman has shapely, lovely legs (like I bet you do, LS). Even if I see this on a stranger, I just have to get home and give my girlfriend a wild fucking. Spring is here, and here come the legs!

Linda Sue said...

We're getting into dangerous territory, boys, where this blog could get unwanted attention. I prefer "drop your socks and grab your Glock" (off duty). On, a Sig 228.

Theresia said...

I know this sounds strange, but when I see a football game on television, and the tight butts of the guys, it makes me really hot. I'm not even a football fan

BadGirlJennifer said...

Definitely just before my period starts.

CLOWNPUNCHER said...

I am always horny. Doesn't matter where or when. If a willing participant is available, its on. If not, then I'll beat it like a rented mule.

Anonymous said...

Separation is a big one. My husband and I probably don't even like each other much anymore, but we're together for the children. I haven't strayed, but having him around and dealing with the business of the marriage every day is an anti-aphrodesiac. But if he's gone for a week on a business trip, my sexual appetite revives and the sex is always good.

Dan said...

Um, usually when I read a Linda Sue blog post. [sigh]

dickie dick said...

um pretty much always. Yesterday I saw this woman that works in my building (I've always thought she was hot) and I was standing behind her in a line up at the cafeteria. she had on a really nice tight pair of dress pants and she bent over to get something out of the cooler and I got a nice glimpse of her tits too. this morning in the shower I had a great wank thinking about that and came so hard I nearly fell over!!!
dickie

Anonymous said...

when she has a drink...I know she needs to relax some, so she can get over the stress of the day. But we're going to get luck those nights.
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I take a pill (things work better that way :), and find things to read, like this site. She rocks to get let the drink work, get the stress out (she is one stressed girl).
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She gets her back rub (more stress), and I think about what I get to eat sometime soon. I love that - it gets me so horny!
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We make beautiful love. She can't wait for me to cum in her. She loves it when I eat her after that.

Anonymous said...

Friday night. There is something about anticipating a care free evening where you can sleep-in the next morning that gets me jazzed up.

Cherokee

virgin said...

any time i have rum or tequila, i get absolutely mind-numbingly horny. i can only imagine the things i'd do to men if i weren't still a virgin... ;-)

Pam said...

I'm with Virgin, even though I am definitely not one. I have had crazy sexual experiences with tequilla and mojitos! One was where I brought two guys home the same night, and we did everything. Next morning, oh my...I couldn't believe it.

Kspace said...

I'm a voyeur.

I enjoy catching glimpses of the forbidden; up a woman's skirt if she's sitting down or bent over or on the escalator ahead of me; seeing people through their windows, overhearing my neighbours having sex...I get off on watching and witnessing.

I have a pantyhose fetish, so when that combos up with the voyeur thing, it's heavenly. I work near a college campus and often go out to the quad on my lunch break to get some writing done and people watch...the other day some girls were playing haki sack; one of them was in a short, loose-fitting mini dress and black pantyhose underneath...delicious to watch.

Dutchman said...

I thought I was the only one to get horny from drinking Tequila, but apparently not... and it turns out it's not gender specific either.

Must try with rum sometime.

High five, virgin girl!

sweatshopsissy said...

If we're having sex every day then I'd say her horniest time is mid-afternoon. I usually have my kid with me then so am unavailabe.
I don't usually wake up horny, but other then that I'm good to go.

But if we go more then a day then not much else matters (kinda cool after 6yrs, huh?)
Cheers,
sss
btw...thanks for linking to me!

Anonymous said...

the question is sad for me. i wonder what ravenously horny is like - it has been so long since i was *that* horny. i don't know if it is age or maybe something deeper i don't want to think about.