Thursday, July 12, 2012

Where I've fucked...

...On a picnic table in a state park, with a wide sweeping meadow around us and the sky cobalt blue over my head. No splinters in my butt, thank goodness.

...In a compartment of a train (more than once). The gentle rocking motion was very sensual. One lover fingered me to a barely-suppressed orgasm on a half-empty coach car on Amtrak between San Diego and LA. Another was fingering me on the subway in New York and the Metro in Paris. I'm sure people noticed.

...On a rich lover's private jet (no government planes, big no-no). Never did the Mile High Club on an airliner.

...On a sailboat, more than once. When you're a sweet young thing it's amazing how many times you are asked to "help crew" a sailboat. (Sorry guys).

...In the back of a van. I was too long-legged to fuck in a car, although I've given many a blowjob in cars. One lover licked my pussy in his wife's mommyvan — Bad Girl, Bad Girl...

...Against the wall and on the sink of several restrooms in restaurants and bars.

...In several jacuzzis and pools.

...On the beach, careful not to let sand get on our privates. It was night in Santa Monica. I was young.

...In my office, once, very bad judgment but I didn't get caught.

...In a professor's office. I realized a couple of guys in a nearby building had been watching us.

...On the lawn of a prominent national monument. I had on a miniskirt and no panties. Unzipped him, his cock sprung out and I sat down ;-)

...In my parents' bed.

...In the back of an SUV in a blizzard.

...A ski lodge. I'm a bad skier. Better with the sex moves.

...Outside, against the wall of a building, in an alley, him holding me up.

What are some of your unusual sex-spot experiences?

21 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh God, have we missed you.

Michael said...

in a forest ranger tower, on a golf course at a wedding are 2 that come to mind

JackBader said...

Welcome back.. I have been missing you..

Me,

I have done the open field in a park, and on the rocks beside the stream, I have also done the back seat of my honda civic and I am 6'2" very uncomfortable... under the boardwalk on the beach, there are others but its hard to remember them all...

Anonymous said...

Iv done all the usual places such as restrooms, park benches, classrooms(fellow student) but my proudest moment is a hospital ward and licking a strangers pussy at the imperial war museum in london

Weird said...

you've taken care of most of them but you left out in a church and in her living room while her husband was in another room doing something besides fucking his wife. or getting blown by a student in my office. or on a commercial airplane over the Aleutian Islands. or talking her into an orgasm beside the Ohio River in southern Indiana. or, or, or...

don't stay gone so long, please.....

Cicero said...

Man getting laid at a conference or on a train sounds pretty cool. Haven't done that but I have done the back of a church with her pressed up against the wall. I really don't like the beach I sand and mosquitos.

BadGrrlJennifer said...

On a pool table (while his wife was upstairs). Left a cum stain on that green surface that she wondered about later.

Anonymous said...

Finally, something to contribute.... back of a fire truck on the hose bed and a stretcher in the back of an ambulance.

innuendoooh said...

You've been missed, darlin'. . . . For me . . . In a cemetery--was very quiet. Public park. State park shower--almost got caught. Hospital shower--meds made her horny. Various vehicles. Various floors. Church (several times). Office at school. Classroom in teacher's chair (yummy). Garden tubs. Can't wait for the next adventure.

Anonymous said...

A radio station control room.


While on the air. The microphone on low.

Itwasfun said...

porta-jon at Burning Man

Anonymous said...

Greatly missed, Linda Sue. Had a great blow job in an office with a dozen people on the other side of the door. Had a great afternoon fuck in the parking lot of a service area on the New Jersey Turnpike. Super, super blow job in a parking garage with cars driving past. God, was that good. I could hardly talk for the next half-hour.

Anonymous said...

I'VE DONE IT IN THE BATHROOM OF AN AIRLINE WITH MY GAILFRIEND , IN A CITY PARK WITH PEOPLE WALKING AROUND IN THE WOMENS RESTROOM AT THE SAME PARK

Explorer said...

Love these - and some fun ideas to spark new adventures.

For me? Most unusual places to fuck were on the lawn of the Washington Monument and on the roof of a building overlooking Chicago.

Anonymous said...

In a university hallway by the chemistry lab...

Anonymous said...

On my bosses desk, it was awesome knowing my girlfriends ass cheaks. Were riding his desk calander!

Daiv said...

Top floor of a parking garage. Not in the car, just standing out in the California sun, against the cable fence separating the lower half from the upper where we were. Good times.
Road fingers, many times, many lovers. When I drove, I tried to make sure the cars nearby could see her, and see my fingers in her, on her.
Church Parking lots. Not, alas, inside a church.
Out in the woods, on UCSC campus, In the outdoor theatre at UCSC.
And of course on the beach, once or twice in the ocean.

Playm8 said...

On a boardroom table while giving a tour of my workplace (it was early evening, so most people had already left for the day). On the floor of a high rise apartment in front of a plate glass window, in full view of another high rise standing nearby. My then girlfriend was a pure exhibitionist, and nothing turned her on more than to be seduced in a brightly lit room in full view of others. (Telescope sales in that neighbourhood must have been off the charts). In the guest bedroom of a friend's house while he was down the hall asleep(?) in his own bed. Late at night his wife gently knocked on my door asking if I needed anything...moments later she was sitting on the edge of my bed asking why I had never hit on her like all of his others friends would do all the time. She was gorgeous and I was not about to turn down an opportunity. She returned to her marital bed with 2 loads of my cum in her pussy. On a subsequent trip to see them I finger fucked her to orgasm while we both stood "talking" in chest deep water near Key Biscayne, off a semi crowded public beach. Her husband was sunbathing about a hundred yards away, and she asked if I'd go for a walk with her to "find seashells". We never did find any shells.

Anonymous said...

in a Trans-Am, while driving on the stretch to Key Largo coming from Miami Airport; dangerous, but it was late, light traffic, four lanes, and she had been gone too long....

Anonymous said...

Wow! On the professor's desk in an empty freshman chemistry auditorium in the old Coates building before the classes started for the day at LSU in Baton Rouge, LA.

Please come back Linda Sue!!!

Anonymous said...

In a farm silo, hayfield, church, my office at work, in a state park lake where others were swimming and life gaurds were on duty, in a fire truck, on ny state thruway, mass pike, got a blow job while parents were in front and sisters beside us (2:00 am), hot tub, near water falls, under 4th of July fire works, at the drive inns, blow job while driving to lake placid, list could go on and on!