Tuesday, December 14, 2010

A cock in the hand


A reader wants my take on hand jobs. "I'm interested in any story with a big cock, a lot of cum, or just about anything that strikes you. Needless to say, detail would be much appreciated." And, "PS, Have you ever caught a guy masturbating? If so, a story about that would be fantastic as well." You know me. I love to be of service, and serviced.

Hand jobs aren't my kink. Still, there's something wonderful about making out with a guy and feeling his erection through his pants. Then slipping my hand inside his fly and stroking his cock. I've stroked men through their suit slacks in fancy bars, and done it under the table of four-star restaurants with my foot. If it's a new lover it's like (I think I've written before) opening a Christmas present. Cocks are hard, yet their skin is so preternaturally soft. I do love to stroke a cock as he kisses me, or fingers me. I only had one bad experience this way when I reached inside and found a skinny, three-inch penis. Since he was married anyway, I just ended things after the make-out session.

I did a good deal of hand jobs in high school, when I was keeping my virginity by jerking off my boyfriend (and a couple of other dates, too), before I graduated to blow jobs. Those early memories of the first time I felt a cock in my hand are still arousing. Boyfriend came the first time after I ran my hand up and down his penis maybe half a dozen times, leaving a huge stream of semen all over his pants, steering wheel and, of course, my hand. It was the volume and power of an ejaculation that only a seventeen-year-old boy could have. We were both surprised as hell! It was cool, white and sticky, stringy and unlike anything I had ever experienced. I wasn't adventurous enough then to lick it all up, but I did take a little taste off my finger — and I was addicted to semen ever since. After that, he always wanted me to jerk him off, since I was saving my cherry. After I started sucking cock and fucking, the hand job alone lost its allure.

There was one exception. I had a fling with a very well-endowed man. His cock was so thick he couldn't get it inside me. He called himself "Foster" because he claimed his penis was the size of one of those big Aussie beer cans. It wasn't quite that thick, but I just couldn't take him in my little pussy. So I gave him several hand jobs, sometimes as part of fellatio, sometimes just with my hand. His cock was shaped like a missile, with a smaller head than the shaft. His balls held plenty of white stuff and I loved making a mess.

As for catching someone in the act, when I was fourteen I walked in on my brother as he was masturbating. I almost immediately closed the door, but the image was burned in my brain. He was surrounded by porn magazines and frantically running his hand up and down his cock. I was horrified but also a little turned on. I did my own masturbating in my room; more than once my mom threw open the door and gave me a long lecture about how "that" would give me diseases, how "that" was the devil's work. She should have seen her son.

Once I was drunk in college and went back to my boyfriend's place late. We smoked some dope and listened to music. Then ended up fucking a long time on the floor while his room-mate was supposedly passed out on the sofa. But as I was riding my lover I noticed movement, and the roomie was jerking off while watching us. I caught his eye, then he immediately pretended to me asleep. I had a major orgasm, right then, stifling myself in boyfriend's shoulder. Back then I was still too repressed to have invited the room-mate to join in. But as I lay there panting, I looked over and saw that he had come, too. And he was licking his sperm off his hand! By this time, he wasn't even faking sleep. He grinned at me lasciviously. A few days later, we were fucking on the same sofa, while boyfriend was away.

I had to hand it to him.

12 comments:

Max said...

Very hot post! Here's my take on the subject of hand-jobs - that's the *one* thing I can do for myself! Not a big turn-on. It was a big deal in high school when that was about the most you dared hope for. But now?

I *love* the story of the watching roommate.... That could be a post of its own....

Cheers,
Max

Anonymous said...

As one of my favorite writers, Tucker Max, says,"You know how to give the best hand job ever? Use your mouth."

Point well taken.

Keep up the great writing, Linda Sue, we love ya!

JA said...

I've always found hand-jobs to be more pleasurable than oral sex - in terms of pure sensation on the penis. Oral sex is visually more compelling. But for me it took too long to cum. I'd cum very quickly when stroked. The only thing faster was vaginal sex - I often came much too soon.

There's also something about seeing a woman jerk a man's cock. She seems more in control, especially when the man lies back and she kneeling or standing between his legs, or milking him from the back.

Andee said...

Very good...these days I find myself more intrigued by hand jobs then I was when I was younger. They came across (pun intended) as the 'good girl's way out' on a date that got a little steamy. But now I totally get turned on by watching a man pleasure himself.
Andee
xoxo

Anonymous said...

Mutual masturbation becomes quite pleasurable once you're closing in on 70 at a rapid rate!

Anonymous said...

Great story, made me smile and made me hot at the same time.

Have to wonder about the shave job in the photo. Are there people who like that look?

weird said...

i love it when she gives me a handjob and she loves it when i give her one as well. hand jobs are part of a good sex life just as oral and the old in-out or up-down are. it is all good in its own time. a leisurely cum by any means is good, as a fast and furious cum, as she got a couple of times in a 3-seat row of a 747 over the pacific ocean one night on the way to china.

thanks linda sue for entertaining all of us this past year. please keep it up, as we will.

weird


ps. the word varification dealy don't work too well here for me. at first there is NO WORD to verify, and i have to attempt to submit without it. then i get a word to verify. this one was unfucan.

rocco217 said...

In light of the survey, I'd say that the two best orgasms I ever had were hand jobs. Not necessarily the best overall "encounter," but the two most memorable, explosive cums were from the stroking--maybe because the results were most visible?

Anonymous said...

Several years ago I was dating a woman and after going down on her I rolled over expecting her to return the favor, I even asked her to give me head but she refused saying she didn't like giving oral. Instead she knelt between my legs and gave me a handjob. It had been years since I had to settle for a handjob but to my surprise this woman made me appreciate what I had been missing, it was erotic to watch her work me to an orgasm and it felt great when I finally exploded and watched her hand get coated with my cum. After that each woman I dated at some point got the request from me to give me a handjob, and some were better at it than others. A handjob is great because it can be given nearly anywhere, and outdoors it doesn't require removal of clothing and cleaning up isn't a concern!

Anonymous said...

I let my boyfriend finger and lick me to cum and cum. He wants me to return the favor. I keep putting him off by telling him I don't want to get pg. I always let him undress to his underwear and I like to pat and stroke his member like a nice puppy but no more... He gets so excited... red faced, sweaty, breathles, shakey and speechless with really gooey sticky underwear... Me? I couldn't be happier!

Anonymous said...

I let my boyfriend finger me and I play with him... but I make him keep his briefs on. My clit is so sensitive I can't help but cum every time he circles it with his finger. When I cum I stop playing with him. He whines pleads begs and cries for me to put my hand in his briefs but I'm afraid I'll make a terrible mess...

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